Just to warn you ahead of time, this post has absolutely no substance. Not an ounce. Its entire purpose is to showcase my amazingness.
You see, I have an issue with bugs. We don't mesh. So when I see a mutant alien creature living in my laundry basket, it just doesn't sit well. I took a picture so you could see I was for real:
IN my laundry basket people! I know what you're thinking. "You called 911, right?!" Well, nearly. Thankfully, I was already wearing this:
And I remembered I had my secret weapons in the cabinet:
Sheridan - 1, Mutant Alien Bug - 0.