Ladies, I need some girl time. Let's have a little heart to heart.
My sweet daughter, my big blue-eyed, chubby, rosy-cheeked giggle giggle Munchkin, is a Level Four Thunder-Butt. There are only four levels, and she is the worst of the worst. She deserves to be in the Guinness Book of World Records for creating volume and power as has never been done before. Biz will look over at me {as if I would ever do that in front of him...puhlease...she says with a snicker} wondering what the hay just happened, simply unable to comprehend what his daughter did.
Ok so bare with me here. Supremely inappropriate mothering skills for me to have just called my 4-month-old baby a thunder-butt, I know, and my grandmother and nieces and mother-in-law and her friends read this I know I know but seriously y'all, it is Out. Of. Control. I swear that she blasts one out and the entire house shakes. Literally I think in my head, as the monitor starts to short circuit, did that just wake Big Squish up?! I kid you not. I am certain that I am going to get up one morning and hear a breaking news report that an unexplainable 7.2 magnitude earth quake was recorded with its epicenter being Fort Worth, Texas.
I just could not begin to fathom how this was even possible. My little angel rolly polly lemon squishy cake, creating these toxic explosions...so I did what any mother of a young infant does. I followed her last night as she snuck out and you won't even believe....
She has been going on midnight runs to SONIC!
I shall be putting this on her crib asap:
No more extra long chili cheese coney's for you missy.
Case closed.
xoxo Sheridan
p.s. In case anyone actually needs one of those tents {they are bril - we had one for Squish since he could easily climb out} they are available from One Step Ahead.
And p.p.s. everyone is under strict orders to keep their lips sealed about the new In-N-Out Burger going in down the road.
And p.p.s. everyone is under strict orders to keep their lips sealed about the new In-N-Out Burger going in down the road.
hahahahahah in 10 years if you call her thunderbutt and relive this tale in front of her friends she's going to say "sttttttttttopppp mom so embarassing!!" hehee. cute story!
ReplyDeleteLook at that bikini!! Oh my gosh!! Your little miss thunder butt girl is too cute!!
ReplyDeleteThat was hilarious and absolutely made my Saturday morning that much better! She's adorable. My little 18 month old was a thunder butt for a while too - but then we figured out that lactose intolerance was the culprit! Now, when she hears someone else commit a "thunder butt" (never me, of course, normally her male relatives) she goes "uh-oh!". Hilarity ensues.
ReplyDeleteShe is just ADORABLE! and that is how she knows she will get away w it.
ReplyDeleteDYING w laughter about that late night runs to sonic.
Hope you have a great weekend w your thunderbutt!!
C
omg..that is hilarious! LOL
ReplyDeletethe bikini top is amazing! I love her squishy rolly polly face! squeeeeeeeze!
omgosh! you crack me up - i've never heard that term b/f - only a Texan.
ReplyDeleteand that photo of her is classic. lemon-cake, rolly polly angel cake, was it? you have such a way with words. thanks for the saturday morning giggles.
Oh my god I am dying. This made my night. Hilarious. You have to watch those kiddies, Sonic is soooooo tempting.
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